the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
YOU’RE ALL CALM ABOUT THE OTHER STUFF
BUT ONCE YOU HEARD YOU CAN SIT ON BENCHES Y’ALL FLIP OUT.
GOOD JOB FANDOM DON’T EVER CHANGE.
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
i wanna open a female equivalent of a strip club like instead of naked ladies there would be attractive guys in suits with a good sense of humor to say nice things to the sad sad ladies that walk in
(Source: trilled)
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
And this:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
